Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Luck of Lucien.....

Get this ya’ll… this guy that I work with who is young as hell (I think he MIGHT BE 29) just got fired. Whyyyy did he get fired?? This was some of THEE stupidest shit on the planet! This idiot works for a group in our company that does computer investigations (meaning, if your boss suspects that your ass is looking at porn, or any other wrongdoings on your computer, he calls this group and they come, snatch up your computer and proceed to “forensically’ tear that bytch apart). They investigate and make copies of the porn stuff YOU have downloaded or subsequently erased (ya'll know shit is NEVER really gone, right.....well, THESE are the mofo's who can show you better than they can tell ya that that is so). They dig into shit you thought was long erased and go through hard drives. They filter out shit that you thought couldn’t be found. They are the TRUTH and are NOT the ones you want inyo shit. (I wanna work with ‘em! LOL)

So, this guy, what does he do??? He has (not a lot) downloaded porn and pics and about 2,200 Itunes and had copied DVD’s (who cares right???). But this cat was actually STUPID enough , though KNOWING WHO he worked for and with, in a 20 x 20 ROOM, to do this shit. The other 3 people consist of a “green as grass” girl of 22 (fresh outta college) and two older dudes (late 40’s, early 50’s). So, there were two young and two old. One old one is cool...kinda goofy, the girl is new and dumb, One of the older ones, I don’t trust. Why? He’s nosey and he’s too observant. Meaning, if I'm standing by the water cooler and talking to Boonquisha and you come up and comment on whatever we were talking about within 5 seconds of being in earshot of our convo., YO ASS IS TOO FUCKIN NOSEY. And you are bold enough to ask, unprompted by so much as a glance by the co-conversationalists, “Hey….what’chu guys talking about”. Damn muthafucka, get a LIFE! He also has those tendencies that remind me of people who slink and lurk around but don’t say shit about what they “overhear” until the right time and will get YOU fucked up if they are asked the right questions. “Oh, yeah….. I did over hear Robyn saying……”. Yeah O.K…….. I don’t trust HIS ASS at all. Nosey asss.


I just wanna work with them because they get to look at freaky shit all day and it’s legal! LOL So, why would he go and fuck up a gravy ass GOOD PAYING job like that????? Dunno. He came to this place BEFORE he graduated form college with a PROMISE of this job about 3 years ago. He had NO EXPERIENCE, was GREEN AS HELL, but he was also WHITE AS HELL. Meaning, if it had been MY BLACK ASS, DEGREE IN HAND OR NOT, I bet the farm that I would not have been chosen for that position. Nope, I have no proof of that, but working in THIS company long enough, you see what happens and how things go down. I had also heard from my girl who works on another floor with this chick that he was ORDERED to stop going to lunch with, that there was BIG talk that he was fucking ole girl. He was ordered to stop going to lunch with her because “rumors were floating around”, and uh....... he’s quite married. Now, me.... you'd have to get a court injunction to stop me from GOING.TO.LUNCH.WITH.WHOMEVER.THE.FUCK.I WANTED.TO.GO.WITH. Did ya hear me??? I wish a nigga WOULD tell me that I CAN'T have lunch with!!!! PUH-LEASE...... I would be trying to sue dem folks...... But I am digressing....

So, now you have to go home and tell your little young wifey that you got FIRED for what? I'd shoooo'll like to know(cause you’d be a FOOL to tell her that you got fired because you were downloading porn and copying DVD’s! Hell, I wouldn’t!!!)

But what is amazing is that he even slithered his way INTO this job, then fucked it up. He was given this job on silver platter, was TAUGHT everything that he needed to know to do the job and made more than ME, who has 8 years of experience in my field. But , let MY black ass try to get a gig like that and it wouldn’t happen.

So, to be honest, I am NOT sorry that he got fired. I won’t say that I am happy about it (mainly because I don’t wanna put that negative vibe in the universe for it to potentially come back and bite me in the ass), but if it weren’t for THAT……

Ya’ll know the rest……

Carry on….

8 comments:

The_Hustleman AKA James W. Dennis said...

Greetings Mz. Robyn and shame on you! They would have given that job to you in a hot second! Prejudice is a thing of the past... pluheezzz I'm just playin' LOL. I'm not not even mad at cha. On a lighter note, I'm glad there's no one going through my computer. I take that back, I have lost some of my pictures... And what can old boy really say to wifey? Wow! Glad I'm not him. I'm sure he'll come up with something though, he better. Anyhow you're beautiful and keep shining. I love your perspectives. Much love.

The Goddess said...

Stupidity is all I can say. What did he think HE was immune from having HIS computer checked?

And that's crazy saying who you CAN and CANT have lunch with. That's Garbage. They would have had to fire me over that one.

TheGod said...

ROBYN
Peace Goddess!!!

Naw girlee....you are looking at this thing wrong. You could get that job if you really wanted it. I am just bullshittin'. What this entry brought up in my mind is how unqualified individuals, but have the right skin color can get promoted or get good ass jobs.

I bullshit you not; In my past I had gained a hell of a lot of skills using computers and what not. Do you know idiots out there would not hire me; because my previous employment consisted of blue collar work. I could get in there and teach dudes and dudettes at their company how to do shit...but they saw me as unqualified. I truly believe they saw me as too dark...because generally the only other brown face in the room was the secretary in the front office; and she had a funky ass attitude.

i like liquor and tv said...

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What kills me is that fools like that will ALWAYS have a nice paying, cushy job. So give him another month or 2. He'll be back on top.

chele said...

What a dumb ass. I bet he won't have to explain a thing to wifey and he'll get another job without a problem. You know how it is.

YouToldHarpoTaBeatMe said...

Uh huh. Had he had to FIGHT for that position and earn it honestly, he wouldn't have been so quick to piss it away.

He probably ain't tell wifey a dayum thing! She probably thinks he quit.

TooSerious said...

Well, since thejob is open...you think I could get it? Hook ya girl up! I got my resume ready...let me know who to forward that bad boy to. You doing the hiring on that one? Don't trip...I'm good at being nosey and I already work in IT.

Knockout Zed said...

They set his ass up 'cuz they was jealous his was fuckin' Greeny on the side. Point blank. The "Man" is a hater.

KZ